I received a small book of pictures and quotes by Jane Seabrook that is introduced this way on its website:

Guaranteed to coax a smile from the grumpiest of grumps, Furry Logic is a little book with a big heart and sly humour. Exquisitely detailed watercolour paintings depict animals caught up in the joy and drudgery of life and are paired with old adages given a new spin for our times.

My favorite quote is “I would be unstoppable; if only I could get started.”  The quotes are written and copyrighted (aggressively) by Ashleigh Brilliant of the UK.  Read more about his Brilliant Thoughts.